Tinubu is fucking a whole Country with over 200,000,000 people and yet the craze is to twerk and fart on each other? Let us never get here Kenya!

Chirchir can bribe the Union leadership of KAA. However, KAA and all assets and liabilities belong to Kenyans. Hawata amini! Wakirudi kazi, tuna occupy!

Raila is out. Who is your next boogy man?

This is an exact depiction of Kenya's number 1, 2 and 3 fixing Kenya's numerous problems. Apt!

Like what the actual fuck? I guess court orders are slightly used tissue papers that belong to the dust bin.

91 children dead! Oh God! But nooo, let us launch a cleaning exercise of Nairobi River. Ama namna gani wajinga wangu?

Sam Gituku should be my workmate at CNN and say goodbye to Citizen TV. He has cooked CS Davis Chirchir properly

That is Kenyan voters exemplified.

In the spirit of Chasing away Adani, We'll be sharing contacts of Indian CEOs, GMs, MDs and even hardware owners who have been harassing employees, practicing racism and are not paying taxes, or are evading taxes. #StopAdani

There are only 3 normal people in Kenya.

Baba ameruka makojoo akaland kwa mharo!

Mafi ya usubui kakaribisha mharo wa jana.

My eyes are old. A 129 committee appointed by your Germany liar to review University funding model? 129? Ah!

Murima yiooote imekwama kwa kiuno.

He is still "madding".

And you still think hitler was not on to something.

Sud we tell him?

Fuck yeah! Is this not AI?

God when?

For fucks sake! 😂🤣🤣