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How exactly? And I am not MAGA. 1) relationship with Bill Ayers 2) Association with Jeremiah Wright 3) Benghazi 4) IRS scandal 5) Obamacare 6) Fast and Furious 7) Surveillance on the press 8) giving Iran palates of cash And tons more but I’ll end it with 9) all out piece of shit

This Is Lori - Breaker of Curfews

Men this was peak pop star hotness in the 2000s. Nothing will beat it. Also probably one of the best Super Bowl commercials in The last 25 years. Just wish it was for Diet Coke😭 m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fugLh…

So happy my piercing place is ignoring ICE! I had no idea how many illegals were getting piercings! I’m wondering if they’ll appreciate me suggesting they change the sign to “illegal immigrants welcome”👀

In honor of Ozzy. RIP!

Me to my kids’ teachers at orientation when they ask why I laminated and labeled all their supplies when the school is trying “community supplies” this year

“But really Mrs. (Name) why didn’t you listen”

kira 👾 Who did this🤣

Oh screw it, I’m going to wait til tomorrow morning to pack

Some people are just evil and you will never get an “explanation” for their crimes.

“Hey where’s my medium sized suitcase” *oh, just in the corner of the room still unpacked from when you had the baby a year ago* 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣

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Dexter and the rizzler lmfaooooo💀🤣🤣🤣

My husband makes the best hotdogs

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to interact with one of my tweets? Doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

Look at who decided to visit the driveway of our cabin🤗

I’m gonna miss watching Friends on the deck at night with the fire😭

After 5 days, my ears are still not unclogged. KMN😭🤣

I haven’t even turned 40 and these motherfuckers are sending me AARP EMAILS🤬