For those that need to hear it

Need her to be the lead in the next white lotus and I will die on that hill

Ok girl, get that bob

they’re hosting the first annual Bald Fest in philadelphia on august 23rd. it’s a free music festival and “celebration of bald life.” they’re saying it’s “for the bald and the bald at heart” so people with hair can come but u will be given a cap upon arrival

Us on Twitter not realizing it’s 70% bots.

Meryl Streep reading Charlie Kauffman’s acceptance speech on his behalf, getting fucked over by him and then being so embarrassed she has a BRUTAL freudian slip got me CACKLING 😭😭

when I’m behind a woman on the sidewalk

how long have you been 17

This new Hurricane Katrina documentary just reignited my hatred for 43. I been keeping my foot on his neck since 2000. Y’all will NOT sanitize his legacy just because Orange Cheeto knocked him out the spot for worst POTUS of all time. He’s still in close 2nd place don’t forget!!

Me at ChatGPT:

Let the rain fall down And wake my dreams Let it wash away My sanity 'Cause I want to feel the thunder I wanna scream Let the rain fall down (It’s raining) 🌧️

Air Canada Pay your workers, you greedy, gluttonous fucks

It randomly being the middle of August

Round and round and … well, nevermind

when i moved to Paris and discovered i was still me just surrounded by French people

lord let this be jeffrey wright’s oscar

Correct. It’s POP because it’s Canadian.

This one’s been on my fridge for four years.