Dill Bick was here 😉

Corn on the cob slaps different

I’ve come to the conclusion that people who say they’re ‘living the dream’ are in fact not living the dream

Everytime I see a ping pong paddle I’m always reminded of Darth Maul cause they both are red and black

Tomato soup is just flavored water

Ever touch something and wonder if it’s actually wet or is it just cold?

It’s a shame capital letters aren’t used more, they are much more enjoyable to write

The best part about being forgetful is queuing up a song and being pleasantly surprised when said song plays

If we were to go to a planet with weaker gravity, would we have super strength since we are used to a stronger force being on us?

US soccer federation is a joke. A team that wins the World Cup should make more than a team that doesn’t even qualify

Is it me or can toothpaste be spicy?

Ducks are just a bunch of quack heads

Baking is just chemistry you can eat

Only fitting that the browns would be good in 2020

WE’RE IN.

Spotify needs a super like button

Nothing brings out my innate athleticism more than when a wasp gets a little too close

Who had the better “replay”?

Chipotle workers are the backbone of society