BITCH, so much shit comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous.

My texting speed depends on your importance.

That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.

The word “Girl” originally meant a child of either sex.

fuck that single life .

WOW! You're hot! At night... Miles away..... Behind a wall...... ln a cave...... Deep underground..... To a blind person.

Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.

"ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME" Nobody told you to try them all bitch.

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen.."

25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? "Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that."

Yelling at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.

P.U.S.S.Y = Push - Until - She - Screams - Yesssss!

When your parents call your name and don't say nothing, then you gotta get up and shit

Why Its Not All About Looks - epphany.com/site/post/523?…

If Ron Artest had a little more room he would have successfully completed his drop kick.

Saying "Wow, You're cool." when you see someone doing something stupid.

Hoes think they be exposing niggaz with screenshots...You really showing how basic you are

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.

How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing..

Me: "I have to tell you this story about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* Ok there was this... *starts laughing*