Saw ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ last night. Don’t listen to the haters! It’s great entertainment. #dontworrydarling

Non-inclusive list of things my teen has given me this year: - eyerolls - Covid - contempt for being a 'boomer' (I am not a boomer) - dirty laundry - a bucket of vomit (she was unwell) - nausea (from the bucket of vomit) - conjunctivitis.

So apparently you can kill headphones by dropping them in vegemite. Even if you lick the vegemite off immediately afterwards. It’s a powerful spread.

Was at a publishing seminar yesterday and the overarching theme was that we writers need resilience. Which was enlightening, cause I actually thought we needed money.

I pride myself on being stoic but I also really want you all to know I have a sore eye

If I ever make a butter board please take me straight to the hospital I will have lost my mind.

Sorry to break it to you but your soulmate doesn’t exist smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…

Happy birthday to me! 54 is very weird. I feel 45. Time is racing by. I just want to collect as many good moments as I can, and today there have already been many.

Commenting ‘This is not news’ under an opinion piece in the paper is like commenting ‘This is not cheese’ in the laundry aisle of the supermarket. No shit, Sherlock. 🤦🏻‍♀️

For Gen Xers like me, making an instagram reel is the social media equivalent of buying a top from Dotti. We’re too old and it just looks silly.

If you're feeling exhausted, try breathing from your diaphragm, going for a brisk walk, and drinking a big glass of water. It won't work. So then eat a giant slab of chocolate nougat and GO GO GO!!!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!

My child’s lovely little community school requires a full time security guard and high fencing because of the type of antisemitism Kanye West is peddling. Any comment, adidas ?

DOING NOTHING IS AN ACTION @ADIDAS

Thank you adidas for doing the right thing. We Jewish people are the tiniest percentage of the world’s population. Minuscule. Six million of us were murdered in the Second World War. And we are still the constant target of hate. It is exhausting.

The jury system doesn’t work. 12 lay people are not equipped to deal with the complexities of a court case. We need professional jurors. #LehrmannTrial

What doesn’t kill you makes you ... don’t get me started smh.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

Make Medicare funded access to 20 psychology sessions permanent - Sign the Petition! chng.it/7dHsCs5D via @ChangeAUS