I’m tired of this alternate reality can we have a new one?

I need a tape machine because protools crashes too much

His eyes were the color of beans, hers were the color of Baja Blast.

No body ever talks about how hard it is to find somewhere to pee as an Uber driver in a global pandemic.

Did something I’ve never done and withdrew the royalties from all of the streaming platforms my songs are on since 2019, it was $26

Trying to practice for a show and damn my throat hurts this singing shit hard, but I got a shiny new guitar and it sounds nice

Alright that’s enough social media for me for one day, see ya next year

It looks exactly like all of my other ones lol, it’s yamahas recreation of the red label series w a fancy new pick up system in it it’s quite nice

I’m snowed in with my girlfriend, we made a raunchy snow man and are eating pizza rolls and watching lord of the rings later. I couldn’t be happier❤️

There are no certain guarantees in life, except for when you go to an express car wash you’ll always end up at a vacuum that doesn’t work.

Costco membership bf, Sam’s club membership gf

Without the velvet underground there would be no shrek and that’s my hot take for the week.

Hi hungry, I’m dad ❤️

Woke up this morning at 1:30pm(newborn life) put on some disco drank some coffee and made Pillsbury biscuits and bacon for breakfast. Life is good.

Hand foot and mouth ball