We don’t stop you from sequence breaking. We stop you from sleeping at night after you do it.

Failure isn’t a count of how many times you died and had to try again. Failure is what we’ll call you if you give up completely.

Gamers don’t crave power. Gamers crave putting a bucket on an NPC’s head and stealing everything in the shop.

Gamers will collect 99 health potions… and never use one. Psychologists, study this.

Boss: one hit kills you Gamer: ok but hear me out… what if I remove my pants and roll faster?

We don’t do pay-to-win. You’ll lose fair and square, the way nature intended.

We don’t believe in time-gating. We believe in you staring at a dialogue choice for 12 minutes straight.

For those wondering if you’ll need to battle scalpers to unlock something cool in-game… don’t worry. At Kendu Games we only lock shiny stuff behind existential dread, not third-party retailers.

We like the game. The suits don’t. That’s why we’re building it.

You ever save a game, turn it off, then immediately wonder if you saved it? That’s the human condition, right there.

We don’t do ‘good’ or ‘evil’ endings. We do ‘you’re gonna need a walk after that one.’

To clarify: Coop did not work on Bluey or Dragon Ball Z. He just likes chaos, caffeine, and drawing things that make the marketing team nervous.

Our Lead Programmer assures us… Every line of code is written with equal parts caffeine and regret.

You ever hear the ocean call your name? Don’t answer. It remembers things you don’t.

Lore shouldn’t vanish when the map gets bigger. We like to hide ours where you’ll trip over it by accident.

We’re not sending you on a quest to “collect them all” We’re sending you on a quest to question why you would.

We recognise that pup from somewhere… Who wants to know where??

Gamers really have to pull out a calculator to work out how much it will cost them to “unlock” and “enjoy” everything a game released today has to offer. Sounds exhausting!

Ok now I KNOW I’ve seen that pup somewhere! Hmmmm

Lest we forget, Kendu Games is releasing their debut RPG on Steam in the next few months--project code name "Island." The team is led by an extremely successful game developer, bolstered by a team of ex-BioWare and AAA games staff that have sold millions of copies. A portion