I know I have a shopping problem when I’m sad there aren’t any new orders in my Shop app queue to be delivered. Husband, you can ignore this tweet.

My job has a “privilege” of a 36-hour work week. As long as all my work is done in 36 hours, I can go home early on Friday and spend time with my babies. I hope to see this more nationwide in the next decade.

My 4-year-old’s latest comeback when I tell her she can’t do something is “WELLLLL, when I’m a doctor!!!” Girl, when you’re a doctor, you can do whatever you want,😂

Breaking my Twitter silence to shout happy birthday to my best friend!

How do people just drink Dasani water? I don’t understand

I’m going to say it. Bowman ain’t it

I miss Jim Knowles.

Mullet Batman has now been deemed necessary.

MOOD:

No caption needed. #OKState (📷 Getty Images)

Disappointing? Sure. Nothing to hang our heads about though. Team has way outperformed expectations this season.

Why can’t all states have a free public records search like Oklahoma?

“Baptize me in a bottle of cheese and put Johnny on the Bible.” - or whatever my five year old thinks Zach Bryan said

Hi I’m Kendra. And I get emotionally invested to TV shows. This time it’s 1923…

I try not to be too particular about a lot of things, but I refuse to buy cheap cheese or Walmart beef.

Motherhood can sure feel lonely at times.

The further I get past 30, the less I mind being a menace… and I’m only 31.

Forgiveness is not freedom from accountability.

End of an era. #ThankYouGundy

It’s sad because this isn’t the way it was supposed to end.