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If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number. When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.” Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed up fast food orders

I’m glad we only live once, I no fit do this thing again.

Dear Victor Abisoye Victor Abisoye, Good morning. Today, I woke up a lawyer, a Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria! If e sure for your fada, run am! Best regards! UC Maxwell, Esq. LLB, BL, AICMC, MTI-AM

omo life don actually serious

I've tasted talking stages & I've tasted situationships. i highly recommend just going to sleep on time.

You will stress yourself less, when you are fully aware that an average Tinubu/APC supporter is a M∅ron and under a spell.

If yall are mad about Superman wait you find out Sinners is about how black people shouldn’t be Christian

I pray against this for every graduate

losing weight is super simple: you just eat less

she came into my life when I wasn’t looking for love and I lost her when i loved her the most

yall ruin the sweetest people then call them crazy and “toxic” when they finally react to your bullsht

Actual Straight men don’t have a strict type lmao that’s a woman thing

The Nation Nigeria You yaribastards think we are still in 1900 😂

I ask one girl "your papa fit buy you wig 500k" she say "shey na my papa de knack me?" Good point! I con ask her "your mama wey your papa dey knack, she get wig of 500k?" Na white profile I dey see like this...🤣

The first attack in the Civil War was launched by Nigerian federal troops at Gakem, in the Ogoja province on July 6, 1967, when they advanced into Biafra, marking the official start of the conflict.

"Aw you remembered" of course i did, I'm a manipulator.

SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN THE PSYCH WARD, LETS GOOOOOOOO

My observation about women on social media is that a lot of women do not know what they want. They mostly want what other women want.