Well played Parmalee. Well played. I got very excited about the trip I didn't book!

Friday night off. Cookie Dough Cafe in my hand. Dateline NBC on the tube. #thisis31

Chicago! I’m playing the grand opening of Joe's Live Rosemont Thursday 2/25! Tix: goo.gl/ltTfli

I'm 31 and I still don't understand how to defrost my car...

Monday is off to a great start. Finally what I've been asking for- massages delivered to your place!!

We're opening soon everyone! Read more about @frankieballard & the new spot coming to #Rosemont via cm_rocks: goo.gl/JNM2gW

My psychic told me I need to get drunk more. Best $$$ ive ever spent.

Yes. Yes it is. x.com/usweekly/statu…

My suggestion for Uber is when u request a ride u can check talking driver or not talking driver so they know whether or not u wanna chat.

Monday thoughts: I need an intern to create our internship application.

"I've been a millionaire for years..." Says no millionaire ever. #IJS #RHOC

I just saw a commercial for a Vitamix offering a 24 month payment plan. If you take 2 years to pay for a blender you've got bigger problems

The best part of not putting up holiday decorations is not having to put them away...

"Win or lose, we still booze!!" - Kelsey 😂 #SundayFun with my favorites RantsbySam Perry Lemon

Donnie Kruse, Chicagoan behind Stanley's Kitchen & Tap, dies - Chicago Tribune ln.is/chicagotribune…

Why do guys never fully Zip their pants until they are out of the bathroom? #thoughtsfromvegas

My Uber driver just said I've "got it going on" so I've got that going on for me.

Spent an hour curling my hair tonight. All my Uber's ask if it as okay if we left all four windows unrolled....#ohhellno

It's pretty much a win when I can go into Home Depot and don't need to ask what isle something is in