The Secret to Loving without Waste or Heartbreak., by kelly oxford open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…

If I woke up tomorrow in 2015 to find this decade was a dream, I wouldn’t be shocked, but I would complain it,“ran long, wasn’t realistic, and was horrendously specific.”

Los Angeles Fire Diaries 2025 - I am donating time and 25% of subscriptions made today through 2026 - to rebuilding Los Angeles. Please subscribe. open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…

The Ultimate Pick Me Girl: How Mark Zuckerberg Trapped 2 Billion People in His Harvard Revenge Fantasy​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​, by kelly oxford open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…

Four pints of raspberries is one serving.

Your TikTok FYP is your Akashic Records.

Anyone else have a kid order stuff this week without an approval and use, “because of the tariffs” as an excuse?

Would love the math on Katy Perry and Drake living the same karmic retribution timelines.

Why does thirty-three look like 33

My “reach” ? ‘about straight into the depths of hell and back, ma’am.

Why is Gen X aging the most gracefully? 16 reasons… open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…

So what ? Once you’re over 45 you have to adjust your sitting position every 15 minutes or it feels like you have lost limbs and broken bones in multiples ? And every year after 45 you must have to recalculate a shorter time ? :(

Why I’m A Writer (And Other Things That Keep Me Up At Night) open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…? on.soundcloud.com/d7QSjn4aOehrzc…

Deleting a 4 day old follower comment that turned into a days of endless arguing between morons. God-like.

What the 1990s Were Actually Like (And Why You’ll Never Get It Back) open.substack.com/pub/kellyoxfor…?