Apparently it’s #MyTwitterAnniversary - thanks for sticking around since my Best Buy days.

This is a message for The New Yorker: WTAF were you thinking with that clickbait “The Case Against Travel” nonsense? We went on a @wtafshow rant over it tonight. Link below! #wtaf #pissed #travelshow #traveldeeper #nihilism #womentravel #traveler #tourists instagram.com/tv/CuA45sAoEhn…

Speechless.

His best role, IMO: the psychiatrist in Grosse Pointe Blank. Always grateful John Cusack cast him for it. Rest in Peace, Dr. Oatman. #ripAlanArkin

Hey, Delta - your secure messaging is on the fritz. SkyMiles verification link takes me to digital emoji stickers and now it’s just going in this circle. Hit reboot, please.

My age is showing: I miss the days when reporters would actually respond to a cold pitch - even just to say no. #PR #media

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.

One of the funniest moments from the 80s. Rest in peace, Pee-Wee Herman. #paulreubens

So random, yet so, SO good. Also, it’s one of my top-3 all-time films. #pulpfiction

Holy shit: A reporter just replied to a pitch. He said “no thanks” but I feel like Zak Bagans & a ghost just spoke through the EMF device. #PR #media #GhostAdventures

This.