After reading the police reports of those raped girls, Acosta should explain himself to the world.

Okay Ted. Or should I call you Jeffrey?

It’s great my phone charger cord is RIGHT THERE where it could trip me. Not today!

FYI yesterday’s “SmartLess” is Steve Buscemi!

Why on earth do we need a literal act of Congress to arrest pedophiles? Where is law enforcement? Bring all those involved in for questioning and arrest them. FFS.

Ladies, help us help you. Just say the damn names.

Does your wife know you’re still dating?

There are 1000s of victims across several countries, but sure, let’s make this all about Trump. 🙄

😂💀

Whoever knows who all those rapists are, you need to start quietly revoking some passports.

We know. That’s why you name them right now. Get the whole world looking up their ass with a magnifying glass.

It’s a red flag

WORTH EVERY DIME

Y’all never grew up with abusive parents. Do not “stay together for the kids.” Call U-Haul.

The insurance actuarials know what’s up and not telling us

The rent payment app isn’t working so here I am calling and begging to pay them. 😭🙄

Okay, what’s the charge on that? Say names!

When I change my address on everything I’m thinking about dumping my email account and starting over.