I have an original of this in my drawer, though the Umbro taping needs a bit of work on the stitching.

I've only watched 2 minutes of this draw and it is horrible. Utterly cringeworthy. Luckily I had to go out in the rain to get money out of the cashpoint. Much preferable. #WorldCupDraw

Just when exactly did James McFadden become Ming the Merciless?

People talking about the similarities with 1998, but I can see more to 1990. Scotland National Team start with a game against an unfancied team from Central America then play our second at the same venue before moving to a new city to finish the group against Brazil. #FIFAWorldCup

"Inversmuchty Rovers's xG was 0.2..." stop droning on about xG, it no more accureatly defines a game than Charles Hughes's 'POMO' statistical approach. Goals are scored by creating and taking opportunities whether they are in the box or outside and irrespective of expectancy.

Oh dear, episode 3 of War Between the Land and the Sea was a clunker. Ponderous and lacking real tension until the final 5 minutes, what we saw could have been condensed into 15 minutes and some real development of the B plot could have taken place.

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What's this, some sort of Btec TG Jones?

Happy birthday Ian Sayer.

So (*makes notes for future*) going batshit crazy is not a winning tactic. #TraitorsUK

Trophies will be accepted tomorrow at the White House from 9–5.

So Estée Lauder are endorsing the #Trump threat to Greenland. These are the brands to #Boycott : Clinique, MAC cosmetics, La Mer, Bobbi Brown, Aveda, Jo Malone London, Tom Ford Beauty, The Ordinary, Origins, Bumble and bumble, Darphin, Le Labo, Aramis, Killian Paris, Smashbox.

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BREAKING: Both the White House & RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

I can't wait to find out if the Green Day Packers beat the Bad Bunny Seahawks in the America Cup Final #SuperBowl

Injury time is becoming ridiculous. Even Fergie would agree.

Well that's the global word soup shortage solved.

Off to the walking football with a pair of socks on older than Scotland's captain.