ON BALCONIES, BOATS, IN BACK OF LIMOUSINES, MARBLE SHOWERS, LAYIN ON EXOTIC SAND etc... “emma: how does action bronson get laid”

I don't know who anyone is anymore. #whoareyou #whathaveyoudonewiththepersoniknow

"Why is there always a balloon on my desk with a face on it?" @Slig_CMB

Lank Keen to be one of the Oakes.

This week I made my first takealot purchase. Impeccable service. Wouldn't mind this at all: takealot.com/music/drake-no… #GetUsedToGreat

You know what's a great word? Cattery. Because it's like "battery" but it has the word "cat" in it.

@MariekeSixx WHAT?!

@MariekeSixx Also, evidence please?

@MariekeSixx FB me please. No data left :/ Amped to see!

That's a wrap on lunch! The mild jalapeno is amazing! Tabasco South Africa #TabascoTrendster

Keenie Keens for #tabascotrendster - the man is on fire! pic.x.com/FzqSqVN0aF

Late night shopping with my one true love, Tabasco South Africa. #TabascoTrendster #kwikspar

Had a hot date this past weekend. Photo by Mike More photos and videos coming soon. Tabasco South Africa #TabascoTrendster

At last! My long awaited Edgar Allen Poe-go stick:

My friends in the office want the Tabasco South Africa bottle for themselves. There's a bid going on jenfur #TabascoTrendster

My band wrote a song for Tabasco South Africa and we made a video. I am the original #TabascoTrendster Full song coming soon! bit.ly/KeenTabascoTre…

I have more followers than tweets. Clearly I'm a #TabascoTrendster Tabasco South Africa

Full TT song now up! Oh Tabasco South Africa, #TabascoTrendster You're so spicy and delicious On my pizza in the morning bit.ly/1jWbT1Q

Always a pleasure ordering music from takealot. Impeccable service, bar none. #GetUsedToGreat