Crikey - what happened ?! We have no (official) children left. Very proud of this one ❤️

There appears to be a glitch in the pissing it down constantly matrix..

Spud roasting with the classics: no better song about baths edition

Still, at least it’s pissing down again 👍

Mad idea but maybe cut your own players some slack at the tail end of a draining season when they’re running on empty.
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Fair play to the Asian lads having a full scale cricket match up the park. One of the fielders in a snorkel parka (hood zipped up) 😊

Anyone got any tips for making this cough fuck off ? Or, failing that, reliable instructions for performing a self garrotte.

Areas I hope we’re looking to strengthen in the summer are midfield bastard & misunderstood mercurial creative nonchalance
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Tip top dark & dirty electo-pop double bill tonight. The KVB, with TVAM as warm up (& they nearly blew the bloody doors off) 🔊💨

Song of the week for me...
Bon Enfant - ‘Trompe-L’oeil’
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open.spotify.com/track/1dYcCuAw…

Can’t read too much into that performance in terms of where we’re at. Patchwork team running on absolute empty. Some daft reactions on here as per..
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Today’s enthusiasm for work levels can only be described as diabolical

Having a nightcap to steady nerves that are still shot. Still cross about the joy sucking balls that is VAR (& still can’t see how they can decide is definitely off from the pics). What a day though and what a club 🩵

This can honestly fuck massively off. Robbed.
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Gutted 🥺

(& proud as punch 🩵)

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*faints*

SSSHHHIIIITTTTTTT !!!!

Christ….🥺

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