Ok confirmed. Your EMCEE for the BUJU BANTON SHOW 8TH FEB 2020. YOU KNOW HII ITAKUWA MOTOOOOO!!!!!! SEE YOU THEN!!!!!! Ready to mash it up!!!! @nrgradioke NRG Wave

Kuna gari ya madam imegongwa boot hapa jogoo road wanakesi ati "mbona unaniingia nyuma huoni mbele"😅😅😂tumecheka hata tumefukuzwa na traffic police

#SMscope 1.31.20 ♏️❤️✨ written by @dossevia #TeamScorpio #Horoscope #Astrology 🦂 #ScorpioMystique

Police: 911, what's your emergency? Guy: My friends are planning to murder me Police: How do you know? Guy: I overheard them say "Let's get juice and then kilishi" Police: And so? You're not hungry? Guy: MY NAME IS ISHI!!!

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☺😀this true, u see a woman battered by her man to the brink of death but still limps back to him tellin everyone u don't understand I knw he loves me..that's dickmatization at work Woman

I felt it ❤

Smooth lie

I'm not saying women shouldn't propose to men. But if a woman got down on her knees with me? I'd start unzipping my pants. Immediately. Anyway. Goodmorning.

You are not missing out on anything when you are busy getting your life together and working towards your dreams and goals. Take it one step at a time and don't loose focus. 🙌

Have itself a good old fashion orgy

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Am in a merry go round of life

If you're going to brag about living the dream life at least have the decency to hide it from the people you owe money to, you unclean and ungrateful swamp rat. Jesus.

Dear loan companies, Sending us texts in CAPITAL LETTERS will not make the money to magically appear... We are broke, kaeni wapole tutalipa. Yours truly, broke youths 😩