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This is how long Vegas’ fucking traffic lights are:

My favorite animal is me, caffeinated to the gods on a Monday, fresh off a Vegas bender* and hosting mom's 75th birthday party on the opposite coast in the same weekend. gm + gg, team ☀️ *by which I clearly mean the 24hr cycle of Bitcoin conference X meetings on EST 🧟🌎☮️

I’m told this is good luck? It has to be good luck. TELL ME IT’S GOOD LUCK.

Never too old to be dropped off at “camp” by Dad 🥹 So excited to start Jesse Itzler’s Mastermind Retreat! I see mannnny ice baths in my future…🧊🥶

it actually, truly, is about the frens we make along the way<33

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

Catfiiiiiiiiiiiiight

My greatest hope is that these two chaotic egomaniacs take each other down simultaneously. Out with the 🗑️

Men are so fucking emotional.

Elon doing nothing but RTing nice posts about himself is the 2025 equivalent of an attention-seeking away message on AOL in the 90s. *~*sHe SoBs iN siLeNcE sO nO oNe sEeS hEr pAiN*~*

I met Jesse Itzler last week, at his home in Connecticut for a retreat (and a fair bit of Hell on the Hill). To say I damn near lost my mind is a bit of an understatement. More to come after I re-learn to use my legs, but happy Monday, y'all.

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Happy Wednesday, cuties. xo

Bitchy bob, or grow it out?

Why does Grok answer direct questions like a recipe blogger giving you their ENTIRE life story before telling you how many damn cups of flour go into the dough?

bitcoin puppet honorary #26 Kaylan🫀🌎☮️ x.com/lepuppeteerfou…

brb omw to fight the patriarchy gm ✌🏼

I wish I could explain *JUST* how much I love Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory album. Start to finish, perfection.

Just two doxxed pups. Focused; Flourishing; and FUCKIN’ AROUND IN ERRYBODY’S LANE cori

Plan for the peace you want; not the peace you have