when i was in dollar store an old lady asked the cashier if they sell cigarettes.Only thing close 2 cigarettes is popeye candy sticks.#$1.00

these two💕

current mood: i need to get drunk

wine fridays at work🍷#wine-1 #work - 0

First 10 fans through the gates, will receive my bobblehead!! Come out and cheer on the WellwoodWhiskeyJacks ⚾ #hooters

Drunk nights is a must with your friends! 💋 CK Samantha Witherspoon jennifer rideout

I rather be in Winnipeg... drinking on a patio, eating sushi & soaking up the sun.🌺

Never let a stumble in the road be the end of the journey.

Put on some red lipstick & live a little💄

Hope you get a few right swipes on tinder today birthday boy! 😉 Michael Clements #birthdaysuitselfie

Dead Man's Hill Phil Wells Marty Fisher Dustin Fisher Jason Chandler thefletchbuddy

Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be.

rainy day + comfy clothes + food + more food = weight gain. 🍕🍔🍟🍦#foodcoma

you had me at pumpkin spice lattes.

Great looking bat! 👍

Best thing about winter: if I gain a few pounds no one will know...Are they fat rolls or just a chunky knit sweater? Forever a mystery.

Hurry up summer, I'm craving a bonfire hotdog.