Trying to update my online presence. Step 1: video of me yelling mostly near the pitch with the dopest band ever. youtu.be/TA5dQqe1l3o

Eating chicken salad but dreaming of a burger is probably a sign I'm gonna make some bad choices tonight.

Just witnessed a greeting: "Hi, I'm Jack." "Hello, I'm Jill." Me: *screaming inside, dying to acknowledge the serendipity. Them: NO RESPONSE

Some days I'm more of a seasoned veteran, but today I'm a straight salty one. #canttellmenothin

Y'all I just walked by LIZZO's rehearsal and sang every word outside like a dork. Superfan to the max over here.

Also double shoutout to LIZZO for swinging by and hugging me. Life. Made.

To the "golf cart cab" driver that loudly honked at me, aiding your bachelor party clients in yelling obscene things at me: shove it.

But I'm tired but I need to pack but I want to work out but I need to sleep but I have to have clothes for trip and work clothes and HELP

I think the Nashville airport is my most social landscape.

It's always this time of year that someone asks what I'm doing for Labor Day and I think "WAIT, PEOPLE TAKE DAYS OFF?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!"

"I'm not just a spaceship. I'm a guitar player, too." Kyle Andrews, ladies and gentlemen

There are so many singers in Nashville, there should be a quarantine in most restaurants for the "coughers." #STOPIT #YOURUINMYLIFE

"Catfish are the hot dogs of the ocean." -the love my my life, @MathieuThompson

Things you learn from the internet: very few humans are masterful spellers. #andithurtsmyfeelings

New rule: in order to obtain TSA Precheck, one must now complete a timed security line scenario and prove one’s nonidiotness. BECAUSE HOW YOU GONNA HAVE PRECHECK AND ALSO ACT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE AIRPORT?

45 extended family members. Not a single one in the music industry. Five hours of endurance. #doyouknowStevenTyler #buthemadeacountryrecord #isntthatwhatyoudo

Poll: what do you say to someone who has removed their shoes and perched their feet atop your bag on a flight? 🤯

But, in like, 5 years, do all the babies of Nashville have kindergarten conversations about how they’ll be wearing Abercrombie if daddy gets that license?

A man just said hi to me on an NYC train WHAT DO I DO