May have been late to placement today but when I walked through Clissold park I saw a group of about 15 dogs who were having a huge play date so really I was practicing good mental health hygiene

Just finished an entire essay on prehospital education despite having zero background in education, and almost zero in prehospital care.

I don't think I wanna see the word 'pedagogy' ever again...

A rich tea biscuit that has been left to dunk in tea just a little too long is the vegan version of an oyster

I will not elaborate further

(note: i have never eaten an oyster)

Me before knee surgery:
Running? I tried that once, never again

Me, immobile in knee surgery recovery:
I want to run, jog, skip, leap, to frolic in the fields and be a free spirit, moving through the world like water, like the wind, none shall know me

Just quoted Nye Bevans ‘lower than vermin‘ in a health equity workshop and really hoping I don’t get PREVENT’d

Also @ space med twitter, if anyone knows how to get a hold of the ESAs medical team I'm also trying to organise an elective between November 25th and xmas time and would love a point in the right direction🚀

@ Medtwitter peeps, I've got to organise a GP placement for MBBS Y5 between Sept 2nd and Oct 28th, and was wondering if anyone knew any rural GPs with interests in PHEM/retrieval that wouldn't mind being emailed about having a student with them? Muchos Gracias :)

I’ve got two tickets to see Macbeth with Ralph Fiennes and Indira Verma tomorrow evening if anyone wants them? Can’t make it anymore :(

It’s literally me

@ medtwitter, anyone know any GPs in the UK with specialist interests in prehospital/emergency/rural med that wouldn't mind having a final year student assistantship in their practice next academic year?

I love writing prehospital sims because I can write absolutely feral stuff like this and it's still not the wildest thing on my script

@ medTwitter,

How do you differentiate a DVT from just normal postoperative inflammation, swelling and pain post knee op?

Med student hypochondriasis really hitting hard…

Currently taking bets on how many people will see me on crutches during placement and think I’m a patient

I’m thinking I’m gonna have at least one person per day

Up until now my stay in hospital has been wonderful

ODPs all wonderful, nursing staff been delightful, got a private room, even the orthopods made an effort to be welcoming and friendly

But that changed today…

I’m in my room, and the tv is stuck on the big bang theory…