Can’t be funny on Facebook, can’t be depressed on Instagram, can’t use Snapchat because I’m up to no good, can’t remember I have Twitter sooo why even bother with social media?! ✌🏻💋

Just tried to play a round of fortnite because I haven’t played in a minute...I literally just jumped to my death 😒

How the fuck do I get put on a hook someone just died on @DeadByBHVR seriously?! That’s some bullshit!! 😒

My 93 year old great grandma refuses to wear any type of underwear..the house is nothing but rotten piss smell so she got a room Oder defuser and tells us she don’t need it because the room doesn’t stink! On one hand she’s right, the room doesn’t stink but she does 🤢🤢🤢

This might sound wrong but there’s a wiener by my legs and a pussy on my chest.....talking about my dog and cat, don’t get your panties in a twist! 😂😝

I got a question for the anti-vaxers with pets...do y’all refuse to give them their shots too or is it just your human babies?! I mean measles is one thing but do y’all think of rabies?!

Legit do not want my sister at my wedding because well she’s a lazy disrespectful cunt but knowing it will upset my mom is making me rethink inviting her..😒

Watching Ohmwrecker play resident evil two is so painfully entertaining...I’ve stopped counting how many times he’s walked past the chest and save point in the main lobby and went to the dark room instead 😂😂😂 now I just wanna see how long it takes him to realize he’s done it!

I’d love to go more than a month without getting sick!!!!!

Been watching jake play kingdom hearts 3 and this punk went ahead and finished the toy box world without me! How RUDE 😂💕

Everyone is bashing will smith since the trailer dropped but did y’all really expect a live action genie to live up to robin Williams legend..seriously the movie won’t be the same without him but at least will smith respects that and will do his best not to ruin his memory!!

Back to wondering if anti vaxers get their pets their shots or if they believe those are also bad for their fur babies?! #antivaxx #isntitironic

I hear one more pregnancy announcement I’m gonna be calling my parents for some bail money and be stuck there because they’ll think it’s a damn joke!

Oh look another reason to not like Justin Bieber..like I really needed it 😒

Greattt...playing @DeadByBHVR and the power goes out so now I look like the asshole who disconnects when there’s just two survivors left 😒

Am I the only one that cringes when an Ariana song comes on?! All I hear is her whining and it makes me want to punch the radio...

Someone needs to make a clip of the sonic movie and the sonic guy from Vinesauce rust game..plzzzzz make this happen!!!

I haven’t been on here in weeks until the other day when I followed several gamers...why the FUCK is my twitter telling me I’m following a person I do not know at all who posts nothing but tits?! 😒🙄

Watching YouTube the other day and a random video pops up in my feed...I’ve now become obsessed with Chris Ramsay and his magic and puzzle solving skills...not even mad about it though ☺️

Not sure if Jason Momoa will see this but if gave me a little chuckle and made me think of him and his children