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Me, watching #LovecraftCountry right now

Well, in true MN fashion we skipped right over the 50s into 30s and snowing.

BUT WE’RE FAMILY. YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO FAMILY. google.com/amp/s/www.cbr.…

An innocent pumpkin couple look on in horror, mouths agape and transfixed, as their only son is devoured in front of them.

This headline made me laugh, out loud, alone, for a full minute. Enjoy! popularmechanics.com/science/a34389…

BREAKING: Because of LAST MINUTE ruling, Minnesota DO NOT put ballots in mail any more. In the middle of a pandemic, the Republican Party is doing everything to make it hard for you to vote. Stand up for YOUR rights: Vote in-person or take mail-in ballot directly to ballot box

Meanwhile in the rest of the world

Doctors were in TRASH BAGS and police were outfitted for WW3 and I will absolutely never forget that

The Oxford comma wins again.

You eat sausages your whole life but you refuse vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it.

This is absurd. #Minari is an inherently American story. Like, it couldn’t happen anywhere else. How is this a foreign film????

THAT’S MY DAD!!!!!

Hi Unique Vintage! I’d like to return a dress I bought, but my order status is still “unfulfilled” so I can’t initiate a return. Can you help?!

Hey Delta! You canceled my connecting flight in mid air, causing me to drive an extra 5.5 hours and get a hotel room. Who can I talk to about this because customer service is wonky today?

Hey Delta, can you help me fix the chaos caused by your canceled flight? Thanks!

Influencer marketing can increase your awareness by 30x. Ashley Zeckman #CMWorld