Is it more of a “shing plink plonkity” or “shwink donkity dink"?

Le gym

Choose how you dance to it

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane ☀️🌪 instagram.com/p/CbL0fl1sxFx/…

Morning world 🗺

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

You’ve reached a 🌲nature break!🌲 Take a pause from scrolling and enjoy the beauty of these Pixar worlds. #EarthMonth

my brother needed me to drive his BMW home from the dealership and I discovered, contrary to popular opinion, they do come with functioning turn signals

You can get ahead in life and still be kind. Be a fighter without being a bully. Swim without being a shark. Be vulnerable and still be strong. Step up without stepping on and over others. You can live with love for self and others.

A haunted house but it’s filled with children telling you about Roblox.

Guess I’m a Baseball Mom now ⚾️🧢

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing but des brie.

Not to get political, but I had pineapple on pizza for dinner tonight 🍍🍕😜

Cannot recommend Terminix customer service - an hour WAIT does NOT support what the recording says (100x) now on hold about how “your call is important to us” - “someone will be with you shortly” #terrible

Find your joy <3

This doesn't get old.

Sometimes RTs aren't agreement. Sometimes they are: