I believe I've brought this up, but I believe it's the Celtic goddess Macha who cursed men for nine days and nights to feel the pain of childbirth. I'm just saying, some men need that lesson.

what a privilege it is that i only get to read the news in my bed with the promise of food water electricity and shelter and not experience it first hand. please speak up about iran. please speak up about lebanon. please speak up about west asia.

This is how it should be. Synchronized systems set to help children succeed.

Scrap your books, they said. Get a Kindle, they said. You'll have a whole library on one device, they said. In my brief life, I have owned records, cassettes, CDs, VHS tapes, DVDs. I have never seen a technology that didn't end up defunct or superceded. I'm keeping my books.

It's always strange to me when people argue against diagnosing autistic and ADHD children by using the 'we shouldn't be putting labels on them' argument. Because I was undiagnosed as a child - and wait until you hear about all the other labels I got instead.

I recently found out that the guy who introduced handwashing as an integral part of surgery prep learned it from midwives and before him everyone else had dismissed their lower rates of infant mortality as just a “women are naturally better at handling childbirth” thing

The American-born Pope will not visit the US while trump is president. That should tell you all you need to know about trump's America.

Sealtwt deserves to know in Ireland there's a town where a surfboard got stuck out in the ocean and seals have used it to surf ever since

I got called lazy so much, especially as a teenager. I hate that damn word!

Bert and I are getting ready for some golf commentary. I think it will be a real par-tee! Get it, @BertSesame? 😂⛳️

I always loved the idea of Jessica rabbit being asexual Her not experiencing sexual attraction having found someone who genuinely loves her not just for her looks — her loving her husband bc he makes her laugh is pretty poetic actually ❤️💜

Still not sure whether writing or music is the greatest human achievement. They're both amazing.

MISS PIGGY: Dear, I am not worried. I just hope they're doing something suitable for my talents. KERMIT: Piggy, you're gonna love it. It's called "Pigoletto."

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

If your version of Christianity has you outraged by a halftime show in Spanish, but not the president threatening to wipe out an entire civilization… then I don’t think the guy you are following is Jesus.

MISS PIGGY: But why?? Kermie! Why must you go on? FOZZIE BEAR: Because he's a star. And a star knows that the show must go on! MISS PIGGY: I knew that! I just forgot for a minute there.

What was the last good book you read or what are you in the middle of reading now?

Plus you make life easier if you usually mow yourself, and you're day will be quieter and you'll save money if you usually hire someone. It's a win win!

I'm the type of person who will give people the benefit of the doubt until it kills me, and it almost never works out in my favor. Time to stop that!