amelia bedelia you dumb bitch

this man is a prince

dodgers trying to figure out what to do with 40 thousand bauer bobble heads

asked my boyfriend if he would leave me for me with bigger boobies and he said no❤️

real guys realize moisturize

bellinger 2021 mvp bid begins today😌

Happy Labor Day.

Ive always been attracted to a man in a dickies suit with the boots! That means he got a job! 😍😍😍😍

when ur coochie itch in the middle of target

pls we mean no disrespect to mr demarco but alissa and I just found out what he actually looks like

brainstorming🧚‍♀️

juicy will smith punch chris rock just now on the academy awards?

me at the doctor when i got a cymbal stuck in my ear and he asks me to prove it

every time I see matthew macfadyen on my screen his eyes are twinkling like the night sky. what a lovely man. he deserves another emmy for that twinkle alone. and I’m not too ashamed to say I would rock that beautiful baby man to sleep in my arms 🤷‍♀️

do truck drivers get paid in licks to the butthole? or is it like direct deposit

haven’t heard anything about the queen recently, i wonder what she’s up to

that pommel horse guy on dancing with the stars is healing me

when people attack me in mario kart it’s because they’re mad at me and wish me harm. and not to mention it’s dangerous