I found a roofer who said he had availability! Buttttt he doesn’t have fuel for his vehicles, so he said he could only come out to the island if I brought him gas. This is a disaster.

My dad brought the roofer gas cans and picked him up to survey the damage. And thank goodness, because every other company said they wouldn’t come out. I hate Milton.

If your job or finances have been affected by hurricane Milton and you have federal student loans, you may be able to reduce or pause your payments for 90 days under natural disaster forbearance. Contact your loan servicer. studentaid.gov/announcements-…

My parents’ home is still without power, but it’s at least covered and protected now while they wait for roofers. My mom was very excited when the police dropped off MREs yesterday. (“Basil cheese ravioli!”)

To brighten your X feed, here’s the senior land cloud, starting her day with a morning chew.

Here’s more useless content for you: the two land clouds passed out together

All of the political turmoil, yet we are all united in wanting to see Jake Paul get his face punched in

Where on earth did they get this commentating team? Have any of them watched boxing before?

Anyone else wish the glass breaking noise would ring, and Steve Austin just stuns everyone? #TysonPaul

This Jake Paul/Tyson fight is the Fyre Festival of streaming

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I mean, do what brings you joy, but you could also…not go into debt to buy a Rolex. Just a thought.

A perfect depiction of how I feel during all social interactions

What we all really want to know: is the Diet Coke button back?

After decades of being a diehard supporter, my dad got to see two Eagles Super Bowl wins within eight years. My heart is full

Republicans are looking to cut or eliminate nearly a dozen student loan and federal aid programs administered by the Department of Education. Here are the details. forbes.com/sites/adammins…

I rented a car from @sixtusa to chauffeur my in-laws, including my police detective FIL (relevant). It reeked of pot smoke at pickup. The agent said not to worry about it. Of course, now that I’ve returned it, they’re charging me a $400 cleaning fee for smoke.

Sixt reached out and refunded the fee. Thanks SIXT USA

Help Ask eBay I was charged for a shipping adjustment, with it claiming my 10 oz package was 28 lbs and 32x10 inch. I have proof from UPS and the buyer it wasn’t, but I can’t get through to support.

Nick Tarnasky throwing a grown man like a rag doll on a golf course may be the funniest thing I’ve seen. I need this oil painting in my life