Okay but the UK night one choose your own adventure??? I would be sobbing. Give me this next week please 🥺

I dare any of the tattoo shops near me to do a Halloween flash because I will be there SO fast 🖤💜

Ended my night sobbing on the doorstep to an Uber eats driver who brought the wrong order and support wouldn't help me. He left promising me everything would be okay. Grief is fun. He also clearly did not get paid enough to deal with me.

I would not have coped today without the gorgeous girlies in my life, all of whom I've met through theatre, and through Ben himself. Another thing to be truly thankful for.

Ticketmaster love sending me "IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR EVENT" emails and then the important information is "hi, your event is soon 😊"

Google ads have clearly been reading my dating history

In celebration of Nick Mohammed’s great puzzle solving, here’s his hilarious Jurassic Park theme tune performance. #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors #NickMohammed Mr. Swallow

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

...and then Taskmaster at 11 for me. Why is everything a Thursday 🙈

Starting to think Alan Carr being cast on The Traitors is the best decision in the history of broadcast media #CelebrityTraitors

Passed a Megabus called Bussell Howard and I am deceased 😂💀

About last night though #LifetimesTour

Accidentally sent a winking emoji instead of a smiling emoji on a work email. Guess I'll be resigning now. It's been a good run.

The amount of Halloween decorations on the way to work is warming my cold dead heart 🖤

Someone in the office used the word myriad and I immediately went "myriad, nice" and apparently no one else here has seen Heathers as much I have 💀

I am SEATED.

It's a true sign of friendship when you delay watching celebrity traitors for them 💀😂