this is me if you even care

Playing the “is my migraine from staying up all night, the weather, dehydration, or am I getting sick” game

You knowwww you want to see a garage beer head shotgun a Garage Beer during the NEW. YORK. MARATHON. this weekend!!! Check out Mike’s charity he is fundraising for & please donate to make it happen! What’s more 🇺🇸? Cc: Jason Kelce New Heights Jake Chatzky Borders

Happy birthday to my baby 1989, I could dance to this beat forevermore #11Yearsof1989

Mr Kassie brought home 3 Costco bags of candy, so we’ll be passing out candy for the first time ever this year

Ope. 💀 (Literally says sparkling energy in the photo😂)

YOU HEARD HER

My bby Freddie 🥺 (Still fuck the dodgers though, go Blue Jays)

Garage Beer Get garage beer on the new york city marathon by having me chug one if you guys support my charity fundraising I promise Andrea 🍯❤️‍🔥 (Taylor’s Version) will get the beer from her house all the way to my hands mid race 🫶🏼😮‍💨 imermanangels.donordrive.com/participant/58…

Im doing a lot of the FULL eras Taylor soaps from Sparta Candle Co for Mike is dancing to Opalite🕺🪩’s mom. He needs $1.6k by tonight! Show proof of a min $13 donation (MUST BE FROM TODAY) to his venmo/paypal & youll be entered to win this set! (US ONLY) PP: MiguelBriceno1208 Venmo: mikebrc

Elaine is not going home because we are ALL going to vote for her, you hear me?

I’m begging you all to vote for us tonight. Please text “Elaine” to 21523 and vote on dwtsvote.abc.com

Thank you Derek for basically just telling Maks to fuck off and stop talking 💅🏼 #DWTS

Thor told me he wants all of you to donate $13 to the giveaway for our beloved Mike is dancing to Opalite🕺🪩 for his birthday x.com/americankaw13/…

HI YALL WE ARE $500 AWAY FROM Mike is dancing to Opalite🕺🪩 GOAL!! 😭❤️‍🩹 If we can get 38.46 of you to donate $13 to this fundraiser each he can pay in full for the medical care for his mom TONIGHT! Donate if you can & if you cant please consider RT to spread the tweet as far as possible!

I still can’t believe I was there for this

THERE SHOULD NOT BE A DEBATE OVER WHETHER PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE FED OR NOT call me woke, call me crazy. I welcome it. PEOPLE. DESERVE. FOOD.

WHACK HIM AGAIN FOR ME JAN

No one ask me how many times I’ve already listened to this voice memo