Wait until AI Socrates starts trying to sleep with everybody…

“We also will be prohibiting anybody from requiring pronouns, and that will be added to all syllabi for all courses as of the fall,” (UIowa President) Wilson said.

I mean all disrespect, but how, Barb? And also, what?

Sent my dog’s spit to the DNA place and now the cops are here asking about an unsolved 1998 bank heist?

Obviously this is the best thing I have ever read publicbooks.org/the-jokes-ulti…

a sort of badger-haired old merman

please take photoshop away from me. it is bringing my most cursed dreams to life.

Spotify put the Mighty Mighty Bosstones on a playlist for me. Who should I bring this to

Where can I find business casual regalia? Is that like an L.L. Bean thing?

Did Shep Rose write this

I’m not saying my song remixes are the best to ever appear in C19, but yes, I am saying that.

COMING SOON: Our next episode is on Newfies!

When I move to Tennessee it will be the farthest I’ve ever lived from a Kwik Trip and I’m already anxious.

“This is a bit Jungian”

Tornado Warning including Iowa City IA, Mount Vernon IA and Lisbon IA until 4:45 PM CDT

Thunderstorms, so you know what that means. I’m stomping around the house singing songs so my dog thinks I lost my mind and does not notice the thunder.

My least favorite genre is constantly-drunk-woman-poorly-investigates-murder

Good things about my dog’s wheel:
◾️He’s bootin’
◾️He’s scootin’
◾️He’s boogeyin’

Bad things about my dog’s wheels:
◾️Every day a stranger stops me to talk like he’s on his deathbed
◾️No rhinestones

What do you think the women in this ad are giving testimony about?