good statements for women to practice: 1) you interrupted me. i'm not finished talking. 2) no 3) that isn't funny 4) that isn't appropriate 4) i already know that 5) that won't be necessary 6) leave me alone 7) you're making me uncomfortable 8) stop ignoring what i'm saying

This made me laugh so hard lol

university admin get paid so much that you’d think they’d know something about managing ppl, you’d be wrong. Its almost as if they dont value public service, student development, effective teaching *not customer service* I wish taxpayers would hold them accountable

🙌🏽 MANOUSES IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER 🙌🏽

i love how manousos calls her carol sturka every time 😭😭😭

pluribus is insane because this is the first time in tv history that ive been happy a woman left her gf to go hang out with a man

I get a little mad sometimes that they forget him. and then forget him again!!! and make the luggage joke lol But by far my favorite xmas movies, 2>1 ❤️🎄❤️🎄❤️🎄

The dodgers are isreal

I’m not even sure if signing Bo Bichette makes any sense, but before I am a sensible baseball fan, I am a hater of the Philadelphia Phillies. By that metric this is the best and funniest signing of the offseason

Break up the Big Banks! Break up the Los Angeles Dodgers!

in just 55 seconds you get an ulcer, have a stroke, get diabetes bc you’re obese … that big fatal moment is coming and I won’t cry for you bc of your total disrespect for the Mets. And the thing is, you’re the Phillies, in 2026, lolol, get off your microphone & take your insulin

who the fuck says “Hispanic” omg get away from my TL

omg i just said this to a friend, but went a step further saying they belong in gitmo. Ship them today for forever. Oh and keep the angels.

Ruining the sport. I wouldn’t have ever imagined anything that would make me root for the OWNERS and a lockout. A team i hate more than the Pittsburgh Pirates. Your brain would melt if you understood the severity of that statement.

let me guess— you sided with Trevor Bauer. It’s not rape if a dodger does it. You suck

Overcompensating… we see you #smalleggplants

omg thank you Fuck that dude

For all these losers

tired of this bozo and his bozo ass dog

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