Chicago: The town so nice, they named it once! But it's still a city full of Sickos, so to help de-stress the Patriotic Americans who were visiting during the recent DNC, I created this coloring page for the new premiere print edition of The Onion:

Celebrate Labor Day by forking over some of that cash you've earned.

Some Sickos who call themselves "Shagwell Studios" sent me this. What is happening to this world we live in?!? You can see all their twisted creations at shagwellstudios.com