Liked on Spotify: "Better Friend" by Fatherson ift.tt/Ycnfe8y

Your wife is your partner, not your mum. Your husband is your partner, not your dad (unless you're horny).

Blimey! The messages sent by Gavin Williamson, who Rishi Sunak made Cabinet Office Minister, to Wendy Morton, then Chief Whip! From scoop machine, Gabriel Pogrund. thetimes.co.uk/article/6667c2…

One day I'll find it...

Thanks The Almighty Norma Jean for spending 1,582 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to /with_errors. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/55b0Gfm…

When I feel sad I just think of the twitter handle live laugh limp bizkit and then I'm still sad but I've chortled.

My head hurts

Thanks for the comedy Steve Harvey 😭

Ah she's a good egg. Go give her a vote.

Shell make £32bn in profits, pay little tax AND receive £100m from the tax payers but no... It's the people fleeing war and persecution that are to blame for the fact the country has no money. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

So I'm doing the BBC's Couch to 5k and due to set backs, I've had to repeat previous week's a couple of times. Anyway, Jo Whiley saying she reaches for a banana, never fails to get a giggle 😂😂 #doyounow

Just found out my old band's EP turns 10 this year. Fuck, I'm old.

One of the most underrated LINKIN PARK songs, imo!

I try to see find my way through... #sadsongs

I'm hung over and I thought this would be a good idea... I was right... #ukelelecover #kissfromarose #seal