Mom: “Are you learning anything in college ?” Me:

love means nothing when your actions say otherwise

my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD

Lol

I heard picnics are the new restaurant...

You know your friday night was gon good when you saw this

Final four + LeBron + Natty

i need miley cyrus to tell me which britney song was on

get in the car it’s august

First Take Mark Cuban Mark Cuban Just sign me to a ten day! 😎

when a girl says “5 mins” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts

Not exaggerating when I say this is the most romantic scene in cinematic history

fuck a paper ring