😎I found this on the beach. What creature does this belong to?

💔R.I.P Hot Lips

😎Does everyone know I’m NAKED in the POOL ???? First it’s Chinook helicopters now it’s the Goodyear blimp??

😎I know it’s 85° out, but I still love working out outside underneath my patio umbrella even in this heat.

Fuckin’ HORSE FLIES are the Karen’s of the insect world!You stand there doing nothing wrong and they come after you just because they can.🙄

LOOK, don’t complain about my state of UNDRESS when I rescue then hand you back YOUR runaway puppy that was in MY yard ! Just be thankful you have him back and let’s move on. 😌

Sex Machine Dildo Machine a.co/d/4YapXkA OK so here’s the link to the toy I bought 😎

😳Every time I open this app, somebody else is dead. Maybe you should open this app??