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This is Crazy! Dead Ball's "The Simulator" proudly presents: Do You Believe in Miracles? SV Elversberg’s Wild Ride to Bundesliga... From regional leagues to the edge of glory — we simulate every possible path to promotion. deadballanalytics.substack.com #bundesliga #elversberg

Hey SV 07 ELVERSBERG, we ran 10,000 simulations to find the most magical path to Bundesliga promotion. What we found? 🎬 A story worth a movie. Hasan Arkadaş #Elversberg #2Bundesliga #DoYouBelieveInMiracles

Was ist denn hier los 🤯? Elversberg 3 – Braunschweig 0! 🔥 3:0 I 21. Minute #DieElv #UnsereElv #ELVEBS

I’ve always believed Kevin De Bruyne is special. But digging into his data reminded me that he’s not just great, he’s rare. Irreplaceable. A diamond in football’s data mine. Check this out if you are wondering how. deadballanalytics.substack.com/p/chasing-kevi…

Hey SV 07 ELVERSBERG ! Still not believing in miracles? My heartfelt support is with you for your final in Play-offs! Good luck!

Oktay Karakuş Manchester'den ayrılanların zafer sezonu, Greenwood, Antony, Rashford 😂😂 McTominay'ın Serie A'da yılın oyuncusu seçilmesi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Napoli has won the Scudetto this year. Man Utd's biggest mistake might be selling Scott McTominay last summer. If you want to know why, check this out! #Data #FootballAnalytics #Napoli #Statistics #DataScience

Isco is like fine wine, only getting better with age. He's already shown glimpses this season, and tomorrow might be his biggest moment yet with Betis. One chance. One bullet. Can they do it? Here's how Isco has shaped La Liga this year 🟢⚪ More here: deadballanalytics.substack.com/p/weekly-footb…

Chelsea vs Real Betis ⚔️ Clash of Styles 🔵 Chelsea ahead in: Shot-Creating: 358 vs 352 Goal-Creating: 61 vs 32 Prog. Passes: 597 vs 521 Prog. Carries: 300 vs 230 Aerials Won: 57.4% vs 49.7% 🟢 Betis respond defensively: Tackles Won: 128 vs 99 Tackle+Int+Clr: 622 vs 401

This is the greatest performance I have ever seen. And it’s from my team. In the Champions League final. With my sons in the stands. Unbelievable.

🔴 Florian Wirtz is set to sign for Liverpool and he’s more than ready. 📈 16 goal contributions at age 17, and 30 this season, with a career-high 22.2 xG+xAG. 🎯 Very few in Europe create as many chances and deliver in the final third like Wirtz.

🫡Florian Wirtz isn’t just any transfer; he’s set to be Liverpool’s long-term solution. 📊 Top-tier in goal-creating actions, attacking-third touches, and through balls per 90. 🔥 He’s elite. Simple as that.

Again, an enjoyable read from Dead Ball Analytics. This time they get into the magical world of Line Breaking Passes...

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