The second I get to go live my best David Beckham life on the farm, you’ll never see me again unless it’s at the farmers market - I promise you.

“THEY SAID SHE WAS WEARING SIX INCH LOUBOUTINS TO COURT WITH HER TWEED OUTFIT!!!! “SHE WASN’T WEARING LOUBOUTINS, SHE WAS WEARING LITTLE BROWN KITTEN HEELS - F*CKING B*TCH” 😭🗣️

😂😂😂😂😂 they should never give a Scorpio this much power!!!! 🦂

AND IS!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 she was one of my favorite performances of the night!!!

She is an angellllll 🥹✨

I’m gonna start saying “that’s my Michelle” about everything I like from now on.

I asked my man why he never calls me his Michelle and he said, “because you’re my Coretta” 😭😭😭😭😭

He’s just as annoying as me bc why would he say that 😂😂😂😂

“If you don’t say something, speak up for yourself - they think you’re stupid! You know what I’m saying?”

Sometimes people want you to stay exactly where they found you. If they can’t support your growth, you don’t need them in your life. Free yourself of relationships that want to keep you small. You deserve to think big.

🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Some of yall have never met more than one Black person at once.

Yall are funny. Hit me when you turn 25.

IKDR LA’RON!!!!!!!!!!!

They’re finally cracking.

The “Black people look like apes” jokes are tired & unfunny bc they’re so far from reality. What is reality is that your cyclops ass is likely a result of your mother fucking her cousin to make your inbred ass with the 2 brain cells you needed to rub together to make that tweet.

Today’s Lunar Eclipse is….. eclipsing 😵‍💫

I’m proud to announce that I am a new ambassador for Michelle Obama’s When We All Vote campaign!!!!✨💙 Today is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay - make sure your registration is up to date (if you moved or changed your name this could affect your status). Triple check, besties!✨

It’s an honor 🥹🤍

I’m watching a show that no one else can watch because it’s not out yet and I have no one to talk to about it. It’s driving me craaaazyyy 🤯🤯🤯