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Kalmistt

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A father adviced his daughter when she was about to get married: So when his ejaculation is nearing, moan and then say: “Pour it into the vulva, spill it into the opening, conceal it deep within, pour it into the anus, for in it is healing and relief.”

A father adviced his daughter when she was about to get married:

So when his ejaculation is nearing, moan and then say: 

“Pour it into the vulva, spill it into the opening, conceal it deep within, pour it into the anus, for in it is healing and relief.”
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A Bagadādī woman named Laylā would bring a boy, have him lie on his stomach, and press her buttocks against him for sexual pleasure. This behavior became so popular that children in Baghdad would sing in the streets: “Laylā, O Laylā, come at night...”

A Bagadādī woman named Laylā would bring a boy, have him lie on his stomach, and press her buttocks against him for sexual pleasure. 

This behavior became so popular that children in Baghdad would sing in the streets: 

“Laylā, O Laylā, come at night...”
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A woman brought a case before a judge, claiming that her husband penetrated her anally. When he was asked, he replied: “Yes, I have intercourse with her anally, and this is my practice as well as that of Mālik’s madhhab.” The judge was embarrassed.

A woman brought a case before a judge, claiming that her husband penetrated her anally. 

When he was asked, he replied: 

“Yes, I have intercourse with her anally, and this is my practice as well as that of Mālik’s madhhab.”

The judge was embarrassed.
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A man looked at a woman, and she said to him: “Sir, do you want intercourse?” He replied: “Yes.” She said: “Sit down until my master arrives; perhaps he will have intercourse with you.”

A man looked at a woman, and she said to him: 

“Sir, do you want intercourse?”

He replied: 

“Yes.” 

She said: 

“Sit down until my master arrives; perhaps he will have intercourse with you.”
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A scorpion stung a slave-girl in her vagina. Her mother said: “Woe! At what time, and in what place?” [so she can go there and get stung herself]

A scorpion stung a slave-girl in her vagina.

Her mother said: 

“Woe! At what time, and in what place?” 

[so she can go there and get stung herself]