I ordered my birth certificate in JULY. I got it TODAY. If you're planning on registering voters in states that suppress the vote and may require birth certificates, start registering NOW, not in 2018

Horse's ass whisperer for Wikileaks #UnlikelySideGigs

#DougJones for U.S. Senate / Alabama

Soylent Green #BodyPartsInMovies

What's Eating Gilbert's Nape? #BodyPartsInMovies

Look at that S car go! #OnlyGiveThePunchline

He only took tips. #OnlyGiveThePunchline

That's the Way Lunch Goes #GiveALoveSongIndigestion

Remember that, for the people who say “it’s too early to politicize this mass shooting,” your silence & inaction is their political goal.

An Incontinent Truth #OldAgeFilms

Howard Duck the Hand #SlapAFilm

The Parent Slap #SlapAFilm

Lord of the Boxing Rings #SlapAFilm

The Sound of Slapping #SlapAFilm

Backhanding Dory #SlapAFilm

Joan Rivers Runs Through It #MoviesAboutComedians

Eddie Murphy's Romance #MoviesAboutComedians

Weekend at Bernie Mac's #MoviesAboutComedians

The Oddfather #TakeAMovieToDC

Look Who's Double Talking #TakeAMovieToDC