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Look folks, I’m just gonna say it; 1 ply toilet paper should be illegal. And I’m talking capital punishment. Firing squad. Thanks.

This needs a can of tomato soup, chunks of lobster, a layer of cheddar cheese on top with bread crumbs.

Mark my words; I will move out of the city, join a volunteer fire department, take up curling and become a lavender farmer.

1st, Parmesan 2nd, more Parmesan

True or false; if you have a dog in the car, you should be able to use the carpool lane.

I’m ordering food and the guy in front of me just pronounced chipotle as “chipoll-teee” and now I’m going to be mad for the rest of the day.

Name a better smell than butter, garlic and onion simmering I fucking dare you!

Hold on, There’s an age limit to playing with #Lego?! That’s some bullshit!

Historic Vids On April 12th, 1980, Terry Fox embarked on his Marathon of Hope in St. John's, Newfoundland. Over 143 days, he ran 5,373 km, raising funds and awareness for cancer research. To date, his efforts have raised $800 million worldwide.

If you throw a banana peel out of your car window while driving is it:

Is this #Heaven?

IDGAF, I’m getting a capybara tattoo.

I know I’ve said this about videos before, but I honestly think this is the greatest thing on the Internet. Ever.

What do you say folks?

I just heard about Teri Garr’s passing. I’ve lost both my “Short Time” parents in one year. Dabney in May and now her. She was wonderful, sweet and had such a gentle heart. I consider myself very lucky to have worked with her and to have spent time with her. RIP Teri ❤️