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ATTENTION ALL ELASTIANS: It’s time for us to BOND together. We INTRODUCE to you EEFI Bonding. The 3rd and probably most important Flywheel component for EEFI’s long term price appreciation (calculated in centuries). For those who already understand Bonding you can follow the

Okay, so @sarah_script calligraphed my pfp and I absolutely love it ❤️ It's so beautifully done! 😍 She's still open to do commissions. Check her website: sarahscript.com/shop

Bitcoin Honey Badgers are going to .25 I don’t make the rules

Skeleton Black hoodie Everyday Satoshis 😱 All Everyday Satoshis have a hidden numerical layer within their pixelated grids. These make up the most comprehensive $BTC price history record you'll find online, from the Genesis block (Jan 3 2009) until the 4th halving (Apr 20 2024)

$MEWING coded tweet 🔥

Smudge the cat Everyday Satoshis 😱 Love the memes All Everyday Satoshis have a hidden numerical layer within their pixelated grids. These make up the most comprehensive $BTC price history record you'll find online, from the Genesis block (Jan 3 2009) until the 4th halving (Apr 20 2024)

Elastians: It is time. The final component for the (E,E) Flywheel, the pioneering Elastic Vault, has been successfully launched! To begin, the Elastic Treasury has deposited 250k $AMPL into the Vault. Over time, this position will scale to 1.5 Million AMPLs as soon as we deem it

This precise tweet starts the #10kFlippening. Badgers are going to flip NodeMonkes and there is nothing you can do about it. Community always win.

Study $USDaf - it’s backers, it’s yield, it’s collateral. Study $SPOT - as the best collateral in crypto. Study $AMPL - as the underpinning of the inflation-resistant flatcoin SPOT, that won’t break like those that have tried before. Study $EEFI - it’s upcoming deflation

FARTCOIN

$VIBE Vibe Cat

CryptoGamer 🧩 not checking $MOSS - got my eye on $VIBE for proper sol memes. this thing has held 4m mc after -86% drawdown, thats interesting.

They want your Bitcoin. They want your crypto. Don’t get shaken out.

FARTCOIN

fartcoin doesn't give a FUCK

GOOD morning 😮 #mentalblocks on #objkt

SURREAL DREAM (2023) Digital collage/illustration👁️✨💫 What is real and what is a dream? From a unique point of view what reality is could be considered surreal. This piece is a special rare mashup piece (of 26) in celebration of the completion of The Genesis Collection (2021)

Settlement 01 The 1st piece in my new collection on objkt... ...is now live ⚡️ top 15 offers will be accepted in 24 hours ⏳ 🔗⬇️