Living my sad boy dreams last night and saw Death Cab for Cutie

Just tried out a Philippino restaurant and oh my god it was amazing I'm angry I've never tried it before

Not everything needs to be a fucking subscription.

Oh fuck off Keir Starmer. I want to vote Labour to be rid of the Tories but every change since Corbyn has been utter shit.

We banging on the raccoon bed sheets or nah?

My parents almost named me Wolfgang Diamond White Which is basically the name of an 80's power metal band. Thankfully they settled on Kain

The satisfaction I feel hanging up on customers who start swearing at me at work makes me want a cigarette afterwards You can't just be a dick to people, and I straight up don't care. I'm not paid enough for that shit

Good way to know which of your neighbours is a cunt is the ones hanging union jack bunting and flags for the coronation

Oooooooh shit it's #BandcampFriday and I've actually got something new you can grab! Check out my band H1Z1 Band latest single!!! H1z1.bandcamp.com

My cat is so petty. I had to shut her out of my room while I was in an important meeting so she pissed on my door

Why does Impact email like a passive aggressive ex girlfriend?

My uber driver is currently speeding down the motorway and blasting Taylor Swift If this is how I die I'm gonna be pissed off

Dude at work reported me to senior managers cause he couldn't handle being wrong I bought all the receipts, screenshots of messages and business processes to the disciplinary meeting showing I was right and now he's in shit and his team is being investigated for being wrong.

Went to a fair on the weekend and Winnie the Pooh fucking killed himself

Happy 6 years since my favourite comment exchange on a video

Bands I've seen/seeing withing my girlfriend Thank You Scientist My Chemical Romance/Placebo The Used Death Cab for Cutie Sunn O))) All absolutely normal

Had a 1-2-1 meeting with my manager today and we spent the entire meeting talking about wrestling

I promise it will take me less time to release a new cover before Silksong comes out

Fuck, I uninstalled a program and it seems to have entirely wiped my D drive Anybody have tips to recover? I've tried a few things and it doesn't seem to recognise it

Hey Royal Mail, great that my package has been "delivered" but I'd prefer it was to my address and not behind someone's sofa