Damn. Slammed the door on him. Queen.
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All our assumptions on having a return to the ACLS centered around Brown, France, B. Abreu, Pressley, Hader, and Bregman being who they were last year.

None of them seem to be who they were last year. #CLEvsHOU

I swear to God, we Bio teachers try. We explain meiosis to them. We make them memorize haploid and diploid. We even make them draw pictures of crossing over.

AND THEY STILL DON'T GET IT. THEY SLEEP THROUGH CLASS!!!!!

So......we're off to a slow start.....but the good news is that we're only 2.5 games back. :-)

#TEXvsHOU

Well, that escalated quickly. #Astros

Because the McDonalds CEO's $17.8 million comp (not salary, that's a huge misconception) doesn't drive up the cost.

You’ve asked me several questions on this thread and accused me of avoiding answering, so here goes.

I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes. It’s irrelevant whether or not her gametes have ever been fertilised, whether or not…

Today, the law declaring misgendering to be a crime in Scotland takes effect.

JKR herein throws down the gauntlet.

Disagree with Andrew, but I will say this:

I used to coach both boys and girls water polo, which can be a pretty violent sport.

The girls were tons more violent than the boys were. A competitive female athlete can be a frightening thing.

Congrats to both teams!

Things that make you go 'hmmmm......'

Ballsey. An entire task force created because the citizenry doesn't understand how inflation works.

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Ha. That's great.

Is it possible that we're going to get through February without our investment accounts taking it in the shorts?

Seems bad.
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The UK upgrades adminstrative management.

OK, this commentary is pretty funny.
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Today, in Physics, a student who had been struggling all year around the pass/fail mark, and who since Christmas break has noticeably been turning on the effort to learn Physics, nailed down the highest grade in all my sections.

Just made my year.

This is your friendly reminder that there are hundreds of unfriendly aliens circling the earth wanting to conquer us, but don't dare to land as long as Chuck Norris is alive.

It's going to be a long football game if every friggin person in the country is streaming video all at the same time.......