Only a true champion spends three days straight boarding up two houses and still puts out a podcast episode. And that champion is my boyfriend. And I love him. 💜

Okay but the Florida-flavored dick jokes have me screaming 😂😂😂😂 You need to watch this holy hell.

✨compass✨

"We are America's dick and we need a condom to protect us." Hands down, best line of the episode. Fully support building a dome to keep the hurricanes out.

OMG!!!! I just got my Kirkus Review back for I KNOW WHAT I SAW and I am screaming and crying 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹 "This thriller delivers on all levels—teen readers may very well devour this novel in one sitting." Full review here 👇🏼 kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/k…

For those of you in the #amquerying trenches wondering about whether or not your book would be well-received if you chose to stop investing all your energy in the opinions of agents, I present you with this: A direct comparison from an agent with 20+ years experience vs. a 90+

After receiving my donation to the organization last week, the National Domestic Violence Hotline reached out to set up some time to chat with me. 🥹 I just want to say thank you to every one of you who helped make that donation possible through your readership. You have no idea how much it means to be able

I've watched this episode three times today because I just really miss my boyfriend okay?! 😭 But there are some really excellent dick jokes in here, so you should give it a listen, too. Here, I'll join you...

Just a reminder that all my book sales are donated to the National Domestic Violence Hotline! This month’s donations so far are looking good, but I know we can do better 🙏🏻💜 Check out my books below, grab some gifts for your friends/family for the upcoming holidays, and let’s

Wise words from a wise man. Today proved that for me more than anything.

Oh wow! I just welcomed my 3,800th follower 👋🏻 Close to 500 of you have joined in the past few weeks alone, so I guess it’s time for a reintroduction. Hi there. My name is (not) K.T. Carlisle. I write thrillers and murder mysteries, and have written five books in the past

umm I don't mean to alarm everyone, but... I did it. My next book is plotted. It is burning to get out of me. It's giving me that same feeling I had with I KNOW WHAT I SAW where I just couldn't contain myself. I wrote that book in 17 days; let's see how long this one takes. 👀

Anthony is getting some much-deserved rest after a week full of physical/mental stress (thanks, Milton, you nerd-named POS). Last I heard from him, the internet was out and power was on/off, but he is safe. Give him a reason to smile when he returns and watch his show 💜

Storm update: I won’t know for sure until tomorrow, but it looks like my trailer is going to be okay just based on how the storm panned out in the general area. However, multiple tornadoes touched down uncomfortably close to the area where it is parked and the winds were very

Just got this message from the park manager where my trailer is located 🙏🏻🙏🏻🥹🥹🥹 Thank you, God, for hearing my prayers. I have tears of joy in my eyes and am truly grateful. 🥲

The number of people in my personal life that still don’t know anything about what I went through with escaping my abuser is crazy. I fled over three months ago, but I only just had a conversation with my uncle about it for the first time today. I’m still so scared to talk about

EEEEEEEP!!!! MY NEW GLASSES ARE ON THEIR WAY TO ME!!!!!

I can’t believe it’s been almost one year since I published my first book 🥹 I’m so close to 100 ratings on Goodreads, too. 🙏🏻 Would be so cool to get there before my year anniversary on Halloween 🎃

✨lullaby✨ sometimes i am wolf all howling moon and heartache teeth bared bark breaking into night sky song like shattered glass so jagged edge the stars bleed trees weep with every chorus until the forest floors are steeped in sorrow but you are cavern mountain

Yoda’s feelings on Milton are pretty clear. 😝