Sweltering in a laundromat in Dousman, WI and wishing I were at a laundromat in Brooklyn, NY where you can have a bagel while you wait.

One of my goals for 2018 was to “learn to like salmon.” It took this KS girl until 12/11 to get up my nerve to try, but tonight we fixed hickory-seasoned salmon from Home Chef and it was delicious! I ate it all. Still not sure I’ll order it in a restaurant...#beefisbest

Not many things wake you up as quickly as thinking the dog is going to throw up on you in bed. She didn’t. But still.

I’m embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve put the wrong end of the AirPods in my ear. And also keep calling them AirBuds. Then I hear my daughter’s voice saying “Air Bud is the dog” #TooOldForTechnology

Whelp. It’s that time of year where my phone won’t recognize my thumbprint and the butter won’t soften on the counter.

Got 1/2 a workout at the @AndoverYMCA today. They removed the cardio machines from our class. Shall I renew 1/2 of my membership? #madmommas

30 day prescription with insurance is $6.80. 90 days with no insurance is $18.00. #NoBrainer #aetna #whybother

Thinking we might need to bump the heat in the house. The butter has been sitting on the counter all week. Not soft yet. #winter

Conflicting smells going on in my kitchen: pulled pork, chicken thighs, bacon, ham&beans, cinnamon rolls #family's coming #love language

This is what retirement looks like. #imarriedadventure #isnthecute

kansasdotcom p1D of today's paper. C'mon. The game was over at 9:49pm and nothing in today's paper #gottadobetterthanthis #customerservice kansasdotcom

So long kansasdotcom. This kind of reporting the news is NOT why I am on twitter. #unfollow

Do farmers wear zip-off pants in the summer? Asking for hubby. #guessingno #thepigswilllaugh #daughtersembarrassed #again

#TweetCaroline Love our own Sweet Caroline.

Making new friends at the turnpike service area. #jumpercables #oldcar

More new friends! Kevin, the tow truck driver and Richard, the mechanic. #oldcars #alternator

Went over to babysit Sweet P last night. As we walked in the door she said, “Where’s Anne? Where’s Anne?” #notsosweetP #Agnes #choppedliver

Listening to the husband try to reason with a telemarketer on a survey call. Wanting to change the options listed and explain his reasoning. #ikidunot #hangupalready