so the reservation I thought I had for Valentine’s Day didn’t actually go thru so now I don’t have anything and we’re about a week away

so it’s kinda cool how she this alchemist of some sort and I’m a bit of a psychic

but girl anyways I can’t believe I was heading out the door and come to find the concert I was gonna attend is NEXT WEEK I’m so embarrassed

IF YOU DO THE EXPEDITION ON ARC RAIDERS YOU LEAVE SCRAPPY BEHIND??!!? I WILL NOT BE DOING THE EXPEDITION 😭

i just got totally obliterated by Matriarchs not once but TWICE on Blue Gate. DID IT GET BUFFED? Not to mention, there were 3 rocketeers, 2 bombardiers, 2 bastions and A SHITLOAD of other arc. Everybody either ran out of ammo, shield, or bandages. WHAT happened #ArcRaiders

I can’t wait for the absolutely divine slice of avocado toast I’m making myself in the morning fuuuuuck

I’m trying really hard to take more selfies and more so, trying hard to take them someplace OTHER than my desk.

“you’re either really heavy rock or Taylor Swift, no in between” yep that’s me in a nutshell

why isn’t Zara Larsson a bigger deal? this is really impressive and kinda hard to

CHARLIZE THERON IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?!!?

phewwww welp!

I love my mom and dad, they’re the fucking best.

only my mom and dad would have brisket and all the sides sent to me bc they ‘left me alone’ while they’re out of town for the Super Bowl. And they FaceTimed to make sure it was good, they’re so cute!!!

that’s my prima la senora guadalupe rodriguez de la gaga

sorry I can’t come in. got downed by a matriarch and nobody had a defib so I lost 4 wolf packs and 3 deadlines with my level 4 anvil and snap hook. you don’t even know how many rechargers and bandages I took either.

unfortunately, my body doesn’t know the difference between being in a high speed chase for my life and presenting 2 powerpoint slides to stakeholders.

The Of Course I Still Love You. It’s a drone ship. If Falcon 9 is short on fuel, OCISLY is there to catch it, against the elements and the ocean. The name is also very cute and named circa when Elon dated Grimes who also has a song called Player of Games.

they just be doing anything in the olympics. saw a competition where they had to ski up a steep hill and then once they reach the top, they have to shoot a rifle, then continue skiing down. looks cool tho ngl but I wish I knew these were options

so fucking pissed. i lost an entire fucking kit bc the lobby i connected into was choppy af. I was rubber banding like crazy and I couldn't move. got downed by a rocketeer and I couldn't do shit about it.

why can't I individually block a song, Spotify? let that be where the extra dollar a month you're charging me goes to.