A LONG time ago, I went to a Bible college. This is spot on. Many of them don't believe in dinosaurs, but start talking gender and every male on campus mutates into an evolutionary biologist. (I mean it wasn't a long, long time ago, but it was a LOOOOOONG time ago, you know?)

Hey #writingcommunity. I did some work revamping my website. Would love to hear any thoughts if you're willing to check it out! Thanks! kevinloughrin.com

This is such a valid point.

Hey #WritingCommunity, I'll be in #Chicago for the afternoon. Anyone want to meet up for #coffee?

Is it possible that someone just needs to reset the #publishing console? Maybe blow in the cartridge? See what happens after that? #WritingCommunity

Just got home from my 20-years high school reunion where I fell down the stairs during a tour of my old school.

Wife says I make laundry complicated but it's simple: 1. Wash 2. Dry 3. Put on trampoline 4. Use sheet to carry up three flights of stairs like Santa 5. Leave clothes in pile 6. Sift through clothes daily like they fell out of the world's worst pinata 7. Repeat...monthly #SAHD

substack.com/@hellomynameis… The first Chickenshit newsletter, hopefully of many. I still lose sleep over movies like this, but, surprisingly, I found The Exorcist to be kind of sweet.

I'm late to the party, but I started a Substack geared towards the "horror-curious" who still lose sleep after a good scary move. If you're interested but can't watch without becoming an insomniac, I've got something you might want to check out. hellomynameischickenshit.substack.com/subscribe?para…

This week's Chickenshit Newsletter is about the villain of my Chickenshit origin story: The late, great Freddy Krueger. hellomynameischickenshit.substack.com/p/hello-my-nam…

This is spot on. There's no amount of success that makes these interim moments less difficult.

A fitting film as we lead up to Halloween. Honestly, this is the kind of movie that still keeps me up at night. Just the willies everywhere. Chickenshits, beware. hellomynameischickenshit.substack.com/p/hello-my-nam…

Got a short story accepted by a horror magazine today.

This week's Chickenshit Newsletter is on IT FOLLOWS and it's alllllll about sex cuz I hear that sells. It's not...sexy...I mean...at all. But still. open.substack.com/pub/hellomynam…

The Substance was great. Here's the Chickenshit Newsletter for anyone who needs a little kick to get them to watch it. Also, an important PDA: DON'T CLONE A CLONE. substack.com/@hellomynameis…

I'd like to thank The 90-Minute Movie for introducing me to THE THING. Loved watching it and getting to goof off talking about it for the newsletter. Would love to know what anyone else thinks! substack.com/@hellomynameis…

My short story THE TELLERS went live today in The Lindenwood Review! Read it, enjoy it, share it, and you too can wonder what it might look like if your father hit your mother with a car. digitalcommons.lindenwood.edu/lindenwood-rev…

The Chickenshit Review is back. It's different this week, but I think for a very good reason. Enjoy!