When Trump says all he can do is tell the truth, he’s lying.

To MAGA, Trump is God. Therefore, he can do anything (except win reelection or manage a business or have a happy marriage or tell the truth or avoid indictments for his crimes or distinguish between Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley or stand straight or hold his bladder and bowels).

In memory of OJ, Trump‘s legal team is considering a closing argument for his criminal trial next week: “If he’s a piece of shit, you must acquit.”

Swipe left!

Maybe I’m too picky; but I prefer coherence in a leader of the free world.

In memory of OJ, Trump‘s legal team is considering a closing argument for his criminal trial next week: “If he’s a piece of shit, you must acquit.”

So long as participants whisper, who cares?

Maybe I’m too picky; but I prefer coherence in a leader of the free world.

And so ends OJ’s professed mission to find his ex-wife’s true killer, apparently having banished all mirrors from his home.

That “electric energy”? It’s his penis pump.

Make English becomes language again.

A bit self-serving; isn’t it?

That “electric energy”? It’s his penis pump.

Goosebumps? Those are herpes sores.

Barbie’s going to spank his big ass so hard it’ll be bright pink for a month.

A bit self-serving; isn’t it?

Make English becomes language again.

Goosebumps? Those are herpes sores.

Barbie’s going to spank his big ass so hard it’ll be bright pink for a month.

Although I don’t speak Asshole, I’m pretty sure those aren’t pronouns in any language.