This will be the first Warriors-Cavaliers NBA Finals since 2017, and only the fourth since 2015.

I want to be wealthy enough I could survive if a career-ending tweet. Can’t imagine feelings I have that would end my career, and I don’t currently have a career, but would be nice to have that security. Need great job before I can say what I think about racists and the president

Don’t let it go to your head, @Ocasio2018, but you’re not just going to be the youngest member of Congress in history, but whoever takes the 15th kind of tacitly should know you are in charge there, too. Go get it.

Not political comment, & takes place way before President Donald J. Trump Donald J. Trump was a candidate. Spoke to him as casinos unravelled, and he was, by far, dumbest CEO I ever spoke to. Not the story, and conjecture, so not in mine. I have talked to penny stock fraud CEOs who were smarter.

Sorry to break this, but Paul McCartney died. Listening to WCBS radio and they mentioned his daughter Stella McCartney and something neat she’s doing with the UN. Reporter noted she’s the daughter of late, great Sir Paul McCartney. This just in...Paul McCartney very much alive.

Maxwell Murphy @notrussiantroll Donald J. Trump

If my former stomping grounds The Wall Street Journal publishes an 11k word article when anything above 2k almost verboten, you know worth every word. Congrats Thomas Gryta and @TMannWSJ, for the definitive GE bible about what the heck happened to them. wsj.com/articles/ge-po…

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: "We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… until the Rapture." The Rapture: The Armageddon in which all Jews will be consumed in God’s fire. More or less.

Best and only fun prop bet. A streaker is getting 2000-1 odds. I’d drop a fiver on that. The country has lost it’s mind. I’ve dropped $5 on worse ideas than a lunatic getting naked.

Deciding whether I ever want or need to go on Twitter again is like a fantasy baseball draft. Like, I can deal with Ted Cruz Donald J. Trump and Ambassador Mike Huckabee if my rotation has Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt and jason alexander.

Not a thing I’d ever want punishable/enforceable, but feel we should self-limit social media to 1hr hour every eight, save emergency replies, and cats misreading jumps. And wait at least 1hr before you lay into someone to destroy one of you or both. Deal. Guilty sometimes myself.

I need to pee urgently. #5WordSpeech

In the grand scheme of things, this is a speck of dust, but now that network television has been turned on its ear, some other network or streaming service must want @NBCAPBio or Whiskey Cavalier. They can thank me later.

#GaGaTallica. Sad that I am so late to the game that what I thought was clever and unique and original is already trending.